C.U.N.T. — spelled out on purpose
THE MAGA
ORBIT.
Everyone Trump elevated, corrupted, and discarded. Used. Complicit. Banished. He eats his own — and the receipts don't lie.
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PB
FILE #001
Banished
Pam Bondi
Attorney General · Fired April 2, 2026
Bent the DOJ into a personal vendetta machine. Couldn't produce the Epstein list she promised on Fox. Fired by Truth Social post.
KN
FILE #002
Banished
Kristi Noem
Secretary of Homeland Security · Fired March 2026
Shot her puppy. Lost VP. Ran ICE raids with a smile. Got fired anyway after congressional hearings went sideways. The dog was unavailable for comment.
PH
FILE #003
Complicit
Pete Hegseth
Secretary of Defense
Fox & Friends weekend host. Zero leadership experience. Multiple assault allegations. Confirmed 50-50. Now he's dismantling the U.S. military — one Signal chat at a time.
KP
FILE #004
Complicit
Kash Patel
Director, Federal Bureau of Investigation
Wrote a book listing Trump's enemies. Got the keys to the FBI. Surprise.
MR
FILE #005
Complicit
Marco Rubio
Secretary of State
Called Trump "the most dangerous man in America." Now carries his bag across every foreign capital. The world noticed.
TG
FILE #006
Complicit
Tulsi Gabbard
Director of National Intelligence
Ran for president as a Democrat. Left the party. Parroted Russian talking points on Syria. Now she controls the entire U.S. intelligence apparatus. Sure.
RK
FILE #007
Complicit
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Secretary of Health & Human Services
Traded a lifetime of Democratic politics for a cabinet seat. Now dismantling the CDC, NIH, and public health infrastructure. His uncle would be proud. He would not.
EM
FILE #008
Complicit
Elon Musk
DOGE / Unelected Co-President
Spent $270M+ to elect Trump. Got unaccountable access to every federal payment system and agency. Great investment.
MG
FILE #009
Used
Matt Gaetz
Nominated AG — Withdrew
Burned his House seat to take the AG nomination. Senate Republicans said no. Left Congress with nothing.
MP
FILE #010
Banished
Mike Pence
Vice President, 2017–2021
Four years of flawless loyalty. Certified the election correctly — once. The crowd chanted "hang Mike Pence." Trump called that "common sense."
JS
FILE #011
Banished
Jeff Sessions
Attorney General, 2017–2018
First senator to endorse Trump. Became AG. Recused himself — correctly. Trump spent a year publicly humiliating him. Lost his own Senate seat trying to come back.
RT
FILE #012
Banished
Rex Tillerson
Secretary of State, 2017–2018
ExxonMobil CEO turned Secretary of State. Reportedly called Trump "a fucking moron." Fired by tweet. Confirmed it publicly. At least he's honest.